apophenia

the personal website of Dash Wieland

a fork in the road, what will you do?

1. see what I've been thinking

An object pulled at random from the Met Museum's collection, a window to the past. Changes by the day.

Lid
an imagined voice

I pressed the lid down to keep the dust out of the oil, and the clay was still warm from the kiln my cousin fired that morning.

Medieval Art

Lid

Unknown artist

period4th–7th century
cultureCoptic
mediumEarthenware
countryByzantine Egypt
dimensionsOverall: 1 5/8 x 2 3/8 in. (4.1 x 6 cm)
coordinates26°N 30°E
palette
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ANALYSIS

Tectonic Drift

Wherever you are standing has been somewhere else. Drop a pin and follow that patch of crust back through 540 million years.

ANALYSIS

Spurious Alpha

A toy that lets you bet on a market superstition — the moon, Mondays, prime-numbered dates — watch it beat the market, then watch it lose to doing nothing. Real S&P 500 data, and a lesson in why a rising tide makes any rule look like genius.

MUSIC

Pond

Draw a line and it makes music. A browser instrument with no notes, so there's nothing to get wrong.

MUSIC

Choral Hurdy-Gurdy

An infinite music box: four-part chorales composed and verified live in your browser

NOTE

What's left when you leave a belief system

When you leave a system that had power over you, the natural thing to do is go after its contents. The theology itself. The specific rules and regulations that were used to evaluate you. The mythology about who's chosen and who isn't. The political line. We list out the contents

ANALYSIS

MCV

A programming language from the impossible library.

ESSAY12 min read

Losing races to skyscrapers

What it would take to compare the complexity of a skyscraper and a software product, and why the comparison ends somewhere uncomfortable.

ANALYSIS

Deaths of Despair Are Two Different Crises

A spatial analysis of US mortality data finds near-zero geographic correlation between suicide and drug overdose. The unified thesis obscures two distinct phenomena with different geographies, different drivers, and different policy levers.

ESSAY8 min read

Shame Arbitrage

Finding unfinished destigmatization in popular memes

NOTE

This is knowable

When I was a child, the Internet was born and phones crawled across the surface of the planet and the whole of human knowledge became accessible with a moment's effort. Querying the well of human knowledge was novel, then routine, then a fundamental part of our humanity as we

ESSAY18 min read

Website as art

A list of website features

NOTE

A pound of Norse flesh? Tracking down a rare motif.

A Norse trickster god and a Venetian merchant walk into a courtroom. Both are facing death and both escape their sentence on the same, hyperspecific technicality. Surely these cases are related? While reading the Merchant of Venice recently, I noticed a similarity to a Norse